[Prompt: a picture of a vacuum cleaner] You need one of these. We know this. However, you'll notice that you can find huge numbers of reviews on websites everywhere. It does what it does well, or rather, will at first. You should probably want this one. Ours. It has all the features. And the numbers are all bigger than our competitor's. The price, too, bit you'd expect that from a better product. All the cheaper models everyone else makes (and ours too) work okay, but it's quite clear they won't last. This one is better. Not good, mind you, but we as an industry don't make money if it lasts. One guy made a better one, once, but we couldn't stand for that so we made sure he'd never get it into stores. So. Buy our crap. You have no choice.